How not to read a book

What my three kids do with a five-day weekend.

A week ago we had UEA weekend. Teachers are supposed to go to school; kids don't. So what do three little girls do when they don't have to read books?

Answer : They play card tricks with them.

Plus they drive mom a little crazy because they won't let me fix their hair. They see no reason for it because they don't have to go to school. So, I get three little urchins, too.